"Batman night light. Superman underwear." - A discussion with himself regarding a nightlight we saw at Pottery Barn Kids this morning.
"I can hold this in the crotch of my knee." - Holding the blue magic wand behind his knee and clearly impressed with himself.
And, much to my surprise, the Lorax costume which we found originally priced at $70 in August was on final clearance for $19.97. Hooray! Bought it and brought it home. NEITHER KID WANTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. I'll leave the tags on and resell on eBay for a profit (hopefully) next Fall. Darn!